Remember Loretta's attempt to come up with a better slogan for the federal space agency? Well, I didn't get much response, but Wired got quite a bit. Unfortunately, it's pretty underwhelming, at least so far.

Is it really up to me? Do I have to unleash my fingers of satire?

C'mon, people.

"We'll support jobs in Houston. The rest of you will go to the stars."

Nasa: Keeping aerospace friendly congressmen in office since 1958!

NASA:98.0 Percent Safe!

NASA: Educating the Children (to support us when they're taxpaying adults!)

NASA: Exploring new frontiers in funding!

NASA: O Ver Ray Ted!!

NASA: Inventing new white elephants every day!

NASA: We ARE your father's space program!

NASA: The AmTrak of the 21st century!

Blasting the future with your support.

"It's time."

NASA: Never A Sane Approach
NASA: No AeroSpace Available
NASA: Not Any Smart Adminstrators

And a few slogans:

We fly where we won't let you go.
Come join us in cubicle hell.
Sign in, sit down, shut up.
Going where we went before (maybe), for far more, with far less.
Can't get there from here.
You want to go where?

And the last snark of the night . . .

NASA, the new Job Corps!

NASA: Keeping cislunar space human-free since 1972.

NASA, Doing What the Detractors Only Talk About Doing

NASA: Now with retsin!
NASA: You'll love the way we don't fly!
NASA: Quality is Job 976.
NASA: Just don't do it.

NASA: Job Security for 20,00 Americans since 1958

NASA: Keeping the moon free of pesky humanity since 1972.

NASA: Anything is possible if you lower your standards far enough.

"We're from the government. We're here to help you get into space."

NASA: Yesterday's technology, tomorrow's prices.

NASA: We are still hoping to try that 0-g sex thing, but the diapers keep getting in the way.

NASA: Marking Time since 1969.

NASA: Because dinking around in low earth orbit works for us.

Did I say dinking? I meant drinking...drinking in low earth orbit.