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The Hokey Pokey
Lileks (among other things) summarizes the immigration bill:
6 (1) (D) Undocumented Xenonationals who have been in the country since noon March 16, 2004 (this language reflects a compromise between the hardline “AM” faction and moderates who wanted to extend the deadline to 4:57 PM) will have to report to a government office to announce they are departing. This is the HIMBG Provision, or the “Hello, I Must Be Going” provision. Immigrants will have to return to the Mexican border, put their left foot in, put their left foot out, put their left foot in and shake it all about. (Language requiring that the applicant then “do the hokey pokey was removed over an inability to define the exact nature of said action.) The immigrant is then required to return to the place where he announced he was leaving, present a notarized photograph of himself sticking a portion of his body into Mexican airspace; at that point, he will be eligible to receive a “Q” visa, which enables him to start the process towards a "Z" visa, which estabishes a legal framework towards a “path towards citizenship,” although applicants who have paid 67% of their adjusted tax burden over the last 14 years, minus inflation, will be put on a “jogging path” towards citizenship.
He also has words for Richard Schickel and his contempt of blogger critics.
Posted by Rand Simberg at May 22, 2007 05:56 AM
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The bill as originally proposed looks dead. Now the question is how much less bad a viable version of the bill would be, or whether the popular backlash against the original bill will discourage all immigration-reform attempts for a while.
Posted by Jonathan at May 22, 2007 08:09 AM
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