After a story about cave-man (and woman) sex ("So easy, a cave man can do it!"): "Now back to serious news--American Idol."

Oh, Megyn, you used to sound so smart before you started doing that morning show.

[Update a few minutes later]

OK, on reflection, maybe she was being tongue in cheek. I'd certainly like to think so.

[Update a minute or so later]

Actually, now that I think about it some more, I just like to think about her tongue in a cheek. Maybe even mine.

But I probably shouldn't have thoughts like that. I'm quite confident that my darling Patricia wouldn't approve. Nor should she.

Nope. Not thinking about that at all.

Yeah, and Kirk Douglas was really thinking about hydroponics.