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Space Marathon An astronaut is going to run the Boston Marathon remotely. I think the astronauts should demand conjugal visits. Posted by Sam Dinkin at April 02, 2007 12:21 PMTrackBack URL for this entry:
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When I saw this story on the news this morning, the first thing that popped into my head was the lack of hills in space, and how there won't be 20,000 other people crowding around to turn her run into a seething swarm of bodies. Without all of the distractions, pratfalls, and obstacles that all of the other runners have to deal with (and the cheering crowds), this barely qualifies as "running the Boston Marathon" in my book. Then again, the last time I ran 1.5 miles, I just about couldn't walk for 3 days afterwards, so I'm not exactly an expert on Marathons. Posted by John Breen III at April 2, 2007 01:45 PM"I think the astronauts should demand conjugal visits." The final frontier of teledildonics... Posted by Brian Swiderski at April 2, 2007 01:53 PMI think they should demand the real thing--once a month, both spouses come together. It would create demand for more flights. Posted by Sam Dinkin at April 2, 2007 03:20 PMDo you really want a government issue conjugal visit by the lowest bid contractor? Posted by Joe Schmoe at April 2, 2007 04:54 PMI wonder what the legalities of prostitution would be on ISS. Posted by Brian Swiderski at April 2, 2007 06:17 PMJohn Breen III: "Then again, the last time I ran 1.5 miles, I just about couldn't walk for 3 days afterwards, so I'm not exactly an expert on Marathons." Hopefully you will feel differently after your first sexual encounter in space. Posted by at April 2, 2007 07:25 PMBrian: Which side, the US, Russian or the joining of the two? Posted by Sam Dinkin at April 2, 2007 07:59 PMWe should kick start commercial space development with legalizing prostitution in space. We have to open the new frontier one way or another. We need to get Bigelow on the phone to discuss a new business plan. And you people said the sad sack Brian was of no value. Posted by Joe Schmoe at April 2, 2007 10:10 PMSam: "Which side, the US, Russian or the joining of the two?" Well, of course NASA has to kowtow to Midwestern Protestant prudery to keep its funding, so no working girls in the American section. The Russians probably wouldn't have any objections, but there would always be a danger that it was being recorded unbeknownst to the orgasmonauts. Roskosmos is always looking for new revenue streams. BTW, they should really start doing some research on this kind of stuff, finding out how weightlessness affects the blood and fluid flows during these activities. Tourists wouldn't want to pay that much money to get up there only to find out that they...uh...can't get up there. Joe: "We should kick start commercial space development with legalizing prostitution in space." But that would only work if we also ban it everywhere else, and some things are just too high a price to pay even for space. Aside from prostitution, maybe we should have weightless gladiator combat to the death--the Pay Per View revenues should really kick start the industry. Joe: "We have to open the new frontier one way or another." Actually, you might be on to something. A relatively small number of people will play games like SpaceShot for a suborbital ride with a company that doesn't even have a vehicle, but how many people would pay money to play a game whose prize is orbital sex with a celebrity? My guess is it would be substantially higher, and the Terrestrial legalities could be skirted easily enough with weasel words. Don't know if women would be as interested, but the male side of the market would be guaranteed. Joe: "We need to get Bigelow on the phone to discuss a new business plan." He should partner with a Japanese love hotel to design a sex module, and fund experiments on Zero-G charters immediately. Because I care so deeply about space, I'd like to volunteer my services as a contractor on these experimental flights, and vigorously research the subject with the help of highly trained professional technicians in the field. Joe: "And you people said the sad sack Brian was of no value." They did? Well now my feelings are hurt, and I'm going to have to seriously rethink posting here. Posted by Brian Swiderski at April 3, 2007 06:14 AMWell, I did run the Marine Corps Marathon in 1996. Things I do remember that are connected with the event:
While there is more than a bit of a publicity stunt in this effort, it is an interesting way for astronauts and NASA to connect to the public. Is the astronaut's effort the same as those on the ground? Not exactly, but it is still quite impressive. For that matter, no two marathoners are the same -- and their efforts are also not the same. Posted by Chuck Divine at April 3, 2007 06:18 AMA couple of Soldiers and Marines in Iraq didn't want to break their consecutive runnings in the Houston Marathon, so they laid out a course in Baghdad and ran the course. They didn't have the same ordeal either... One can say that running in Baghdad is worse than Houston, which is worse than Space. However, how many of us would want to be literally strapped to a treadmill for a few hours with nothing to look at but a bulkhead. Most people wouldn't want to run a marathon distance on a track with nothing but lap after lap to look forward too. She won't even get to turn left? Of course, this goes back to Sam's point that conjugal visits would probably help prevent such questions of sanity. Posted by Leland at April 3, 2007 08:16 AMOn the other hand, they might just lead to diaper-wearing murder plots. Posted by Brian Swiderski at April 3, 2007 08:30 AMI didn't understand that myself. Aren't astronauts supposed to have organisational and rational thinking skills? Why the hell didn't she just pop a cap in her ass? Posted by Adrasteia at April 4, 2007 03:50 AMShe worked for NASA, remember. Got to have the big Looney Tunes mallet, Acme rocket skates, spring-loaded accoutrements, and super-detailed plan, then fail anyway. Posted by Brian Swiderski at April 4, 2007 04:04 AMPost a comment |