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Probably won't do that well in Brighton Beach or Boca, though.
Behold, the Hitler-themed restaurant.
Maybe they could make a Broadway musical about it. Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "soup Nazi."
[Update on Monday evening]
Per the comment section, can anyone come up with a menu for the (obviously) much worse George Bush Cafe? Instead of a swastika, it would have the Halliburton corporate symbol, of course.
Posted by Rand Simberg at August 21, 2006 11:14 AM
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Might go over well in Paris these days.
Posted by Jim Bennett at August 21, 2006 02:12 PM
“This place is not about wars or crimes, but where people come to relax and enjoy a meal,” said restaurant manager Fatima Kabani, adding that they were planning to turn the eatery’s name into a brand with more branches in Mumbai.
I really don't think I could relax and enjoy a meal with Hitler's regime watching every bite.
Posted by Alex at August 21, 2006 03:06 PM
Hey, lighten up, Alex. At least he's not as bad as George Bush!
I mean, how can you even think about eating in a country with Chimpy McHalliburton in charge?
Posted by Rand Simberg at August 21, 2006 03:21 PM
I would envision Dubya's as having a menue of TexMex and barbeque selections, with perhaps some Chef's specials such as Pheasent a la Cheney, Chicken Sheehan, Pho Tai Kerry (to remind everyone that that the Senator served in Vietnam), and so on.
Posted by Mark R. Whittington at August 21, 2006 03:46 PM
Don't forget the Newclur Buffalo Wings, Freeince Peeince Fries, and Hurricane Katrina Onion Cyclone. Of course, this is an onion blossom appetizer shaped like a hurricane with an "Eye of the Storm" horsey sauce in the middle. Then, for dinner I'll have the Crawford Porterhouse cooked medium, oh-oh I mean grill alert yellow elevated -- significant risk of warm pink center. Then, for desert I'll have the "Death by Anthrax" cake. A single layer, postage card sized chocolate cake with delicious white chocolate "Anthrax" chips liberally sprinkled over the top. MMMMM MMmmmm MMM
Posted by Josh Reiter at August 21, 2006 06:05 PM
Go for the Black Gold Barbeque. And don't miss the White on Rice Pudding.
He's a racist macaca, you know.
Posted by D Anghelone at August 21, 2006 06:18 PM
"Waiter, why don't you have any pretzels here?"
Posted by McGehee at August 22, 2006 10:36 AM
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