I'm not sure what this means, but I think that Fidel is telling us that he's kicked the bucket. Too bad it couldn't have happened a lot sooner.

One of the down sides of life extension is that creatures like this will avail themselves of it, too.

Fidel Castro actually was on Cuban TV just a short while ago! His speech began: "My fellow revolutionaries... I, Fidel Castro, have become a zombie. However, I will be remaining your president-for-unlife for the next century."

The speech lasted five hours and ended only when Fidel suddenly lunged from the podium and ate the brains of Elian Gonzales.

Around the same time, leakers in the CIA told the NY Times that they were plotting an assassination attempt involving holy water, cloud seeding, and a really big fan.

I say send in Bruce Campbell with his boomstick.