...has been on a roll lately. First, he has the true-lie confessions of a special forces impersonator. And now, he provides us with the inevitable response of the "reality-based community" (I can never type that phrase without cracking up) to the fact that "Hot-Air America" (to use Ralph Nader's wonderful phrase) is swirling down the bowl. Go read about 1-900-REALITY:

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