Let's all have fun in the comments section planning Bill Clinton's funeral for him.

There's got to be a cigar involved somehow.

'We've gone from Presidents leading our nation in battle to using interns as humidors.'

Rand, that knocking on your door is the Secret Service.

As long as the plans don't include a date, or a description as to the circumstances as a result of which he'll require one, I think we're OK.

Can we plan to hold it in Phrance? He might have a chance of getting an outpouring of sympathy there.

He sure isn't going to get the same response that Reagan had if it's held in this country.

Can we plan to hold it in Phrance? He might have a chance of getting an outpouring of sympathy there.

No, that's for Kerry. Clinton's best chance for sympathy is... I am not sure. Where did he apologize most, Africa?

Well, he was the first black president. According to Maya Angelou, anyway. She definitely should write a poem for the occasion.

1. No Caisson. El Camino with astro turf.
2. No trumpter playing "Taps". "Take Five" on the sax.
3. UN honor guard.
4. Eternal flame lit with the reflection off Carville's head.

The song is good, but it should be done in 4/4 time. 5/4 is a little too sophisticated.

I would suggest a burial in a tomb with items he liked best while in life. Cigars, coupons to fast food places, and some good porn since we won't be burying any live interns with him.

It's not too soon to begin worrying about Hillary showing up with her totally stacked partner.

And in Clinton's honor, the US Navy will name a garbage scow after him.

I don't know about the funeral, since I wouldn't go.

I'd be too busy playing the bongos.

Wasn't there some culture- maybe certain Egyptian dynasties- where if the Pharoh dies, they sacrifice his wife and plant her with him?

Not certain about the Egyptians, but there was a not so ancient Hindu custom called suttee where widows threw themselves on their husbands' funeral pyre. One can hope Hillary would follow that brave example.

Well, Larry, if it would get her some Hindu votes, you never know...

Nah. While I admit I don't like Clinton, even he doesn't deserve to have Hillary around for all eternity. That's just wrong.

Clinton's casket, an old El Camino: $2500

Ground breaking for burial at the Clinton Library and Memorial trailer park: $500

Seeing the whole thing mentioned as a 15 second sound bite only on CNN: Priceless!!

Put some soil from the Whitewater real estate development on his grave.