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Has Drew Barrymore heard about this? It might diminish her enthusiasm.
Let the cracking of wise in the comments section commence.
Posted by Rand Simberg at May 10, 2005 08:44 AM
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I recollect a humorous bit of cowboy poetry (I'm thinking by Wally McRae) about just such an incident -- the response to which involved the poor guy getting out his pocket knife and trying to cut X's over the bite marks, "playing tic-tac-toe all over my bum."
It inspired one of my "All I Ever Needed to Know I Learned from Cowboys" rules:
When nature calls, check for rattlers before you unbuckle.
Posted by McGehee at May 10, 2005 09:21 AM
IT, happens... Shhhh.
Posted by ken anthony at May 10, 2005 01:26 PM
There once was a gal named Drew
Who’s visit took her far from a the lew
Her friend, so bold dropped trow and behold
Now Drew can’t wait to poo near her shoe
Posted by JJS at May 10, 2005 02:11 PM
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