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Does Drew Barrymore Sh1t In The Woods?
Apparently so, in honor of Earth Day. And she loves it.
When Barrymore (star of "E.T." and "Charlie's Angel's," to name a few of her films) bragged about defecating in the forest, Diaz responded she would like to have the same experience.
"I am so jealous right now, I am going -- I am going to the woods tomorrow," Diaz said. A clearly satisfied Barrymore laughed, repeating, "It was awesome."
Read the whole amazing thing. Even if I had time to make the attempt, this stuff defies parody. I don't even think this guy could manage it.
I think that Cartman gets it right:
(Driving through San Jose, Costa Rica)
Eric Cartman: Oh my God, it smells like @ss out here.
Miss Stevens: Alright, that does it. Eric Cartman, you respect other cultures this instant.
Eric Cartman: I wasn't saying anything about their culture, I was just saying their city smells like @ss.
Miss Stevens: You may think that making fun of third-world countries is funny but let me...
Eric Cartman: I don't think it's funny. This place is overcrowded, smelly and poor. That's not funny, that sucks.
[Saturday night update]
A lot of great comments at this post on the same subject by Ron Bailey at Reason.
Posted by Rand Simberg at April 22, 2005 09:28 AM
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Posted by John Breen III at April 22, 2005 09:39 AM
I imagine that there are a lot of people (I ain't one of them) who would pay good money to see Cameron Diaz $#!+ in the woods...
Posted by Tim Killinger at April 22, 2005 12:31 PM
I think someone took a sh&^ in their heads from the sound of it.
Last time I had to perform this act, it was by necessity and not choice. Still, give me an entrenching tool and a roll of T-Paper and it beats many restrooms and all porta-john's.
I wonder if Drew cheated and did not stay true to third world squalor and used TP?
Posted by Mike Puckett at April 22, 2005 01:25 PM
Cartman kicks ass. That episode is so true.
Posted by Fred K at April 22, 2005 01:57 PM
I wonder what they would think about the experience if they mistakenly used poison ivy leaves for toilet paper?
Posted by B.Brewer at April 22, 2005 02:57 PM
When it comes to mental midgets, these guys are giants in their field
Posted by Michael at April 22, 2005 03:08 PM
This article pissed me off so much. Those stupid rich celebrities are so cut off from the real world, they praise the "primitive" lifestyles that are killing people as somehow superior...
Posted by Jacqueline at April 25, 2005 02:23 PM
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