Leave it to the Japanese, the most inventive people on the planet. They've come up with a chewing gum that enlarges women's breasts. I wonder if they're working on chewing tobacco for "male enhancement"? Not that I need it, of course...

I expect to start getting spam hawking it to me any day now.

Since the active ingredient is an estrogen mimic, men chewing it should develop breasts and other female characteristics.

Yes basically. That goes for all the macrobiotic soya lovers over there too.

I always get a kick out of vegans who don't want to drink milk because it contains a bovine growth hormone, but then are perfectly fine eating soya with an estrogen mimic.

Men should stick to beef.