Rosie O'Donnell has a blog. It's much worse than you might imagine.

Warning: Following that link will result in loss of IQ. In some rare cases, alcohol or pain killers may be needed for mental realignment.

No offense Rand, but you could really learn some stuff from her (assuming the author(s) is a she) blog. At least, you could if you weren't temporarily(?) blinded by the bright yellow banner at the top or the poetry. For example, what's more interesting? A blurb saying that you're travelling to location X and will be unavailable for the next three days or 80 lines of free thought poetry about your shrink?

Is it April 1 in some Orthodox calendar I haven't heard of? I find it hard to believe that Rosie is that dumb.

Karl,

That was poetry? I found it hard to tell the 'posts' from the 'poems'.

Y'know...there are some stories that just shouldn't be reported.
Please excuse me while I go CLAW MY EYES OUT.

I can't imagine it at all.

In fact, I can't even imagine Rosie anytime after "A League of Their Own."

What was that?!?!? Can some one gin up a translator program to use on that blog? Although, if I actually understood what the heck she was talking about, I'd probably be scarred for life...

Let's remember that in Florida, "funny" mushrooms grow almost everywhere. Judging from Ro's writing, , to paraphrase the Bard, methinks she doth partake too much.