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This Wouldn't Happen In John Kerry's America
A man was arrested in Italy for throwing hamsters off a balcony.
I blame George Bush.
Posted by Rand Simberg at August 12, 2004 04:34 PM
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Which part wouldn't happen? The throwing of the hamsters, or the arrest for doing it?
Posted by Greg at August 12, 2004 07:12 PM
The dying of the hamsters. President Kerry would have rescued them and administered CPR, just as he did to the late Licorice.
Posted by Rand Simberg at August 12, 2004 07:16 PM
Obviously the man is part of the vast right wing conspiracy committed to denying felon hamsters the right to vote. The guinea pig was an innocent victim.
Posted by Bill Maron at August 12, 2004 08:18 PM
felon-smelon ........ it was that damn hamster from the Blockbuster commercial. He deserved to die!
Posted by cymcyn at August 13, 2004 09:13 AM
Can't you tell a guinea pig from a hamster? I suppose all rodents look alike to you?
Posted by McGehee at August 13, 2004 01:21 PM
Don't forget about the guinea pig. There was a guinea pig!
In the mountains of Peru, the indians deep fry guinea pigs. I heard that they are really tasty served this way. Of course, they are already dead when they put them in the deep frier. I am not sure how they are slaughtered. I doubt they are thrown off balconies into traffic. Maybe they throw them off a cliff in front of donkey carts.
Posted by Jardinero1 at August 13, 2004 01:25 PM
(FYI)....
Not only do all rodents look alike... they taste the same!
Posted by cymcyn at August 13, 2004 02:56 PM
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