I'm not much of a baseball fan, but when they're winning, just out of ancient tribal loyalty, I'm a Tigers fan. And given my experience of the past several years, I can't help but feel a little schadenfreude for Joe.

7-0 losers. Against the worst team in baseball. On Opening Day. With last year's Cy Young Award winner on the mound for the Jays. Oh, the embarassment.

As Glenn would say, heh.