As usual, Iowahawk has scooped the rest of the media in the biggest political story of the year. A new, dark-horse charismatic candidate has emerged in the race for the Democratic nomination for president.

If I were the White House, I'd be worried. After all, this guy's a proven vote getter--last time he won with almost a hundred percent. The only thing that could hold him back is that pesky Constitutional business about having to be native born here...

Actually, I suspect that this piece is going to enrage Democrats.

Hmmmm...just as an aside, I wonder if this is going to become the updated, twenty-first century version of Godwin's Law?

Hey, don't blame me, I voted Ba'athist.

Imagine the Democratic convention, when Saddam accepts the nomination and then starts reading off the names of delegates who voted for Dean, et al, and asking them to step out into the hallway...

I just wish we could get Kang and Kodos to run. A choice, not an echo...

Restore duty and honor to government. Vote Klingon!

"I wonder if this is going to become the updated, twenty-first century version of Godwin's Law?"

I suspect it may...

I'll consider voting Klingon, but not if Duros gets the nomination. I heard he collaborated with the Romulans.

VOTE BA'ATHIST OR STAY HOME!!

Maybe he should start smaller in American politics.

Perhaps run for Governor of California, lets see what the power companies think of trying to collect their billions from Saddam.

Could he cure the gang problem in L.A., definitely!! Issue them all uniforms and AK-47s and call it the California Republican Guard. After all, Republican is already a hated and despised word in Califronia.