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One-Stop Shopping For Evildoers
Get in touch with your inner villain. This site has everything you need to take over the world.
I'd like to buy a bottomless pit, myself, for telemarketers.
Before you go shopping, though, you might want to come up with a supercool villain name. Or if you're one of those boring do-gooder types, it will generate superhero names as well.
I'm Tomorrow Monger. The source of my powers is a home study course.
Posted by Rand Simberg at May 28, 2003 01:48 PM
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To really be a superhero power source, doesn't it have to be "a home study course GONE HORRIBLY WRONG?"
Just asking.
Posted by Steve Gigl at May 28, 2003 02:03 PM
I can't shop at VillainSupply, or the people at Home Despot will have me killed.
Posted by Kevin McGehee at May 28, 2003 02:38 PM
I think the Orbital Space Station is the perfect choice of lair for ya. Or you could wait for ISS completion and take over. Bwahahaha!
Posted by Alan K. Henderson at May 28, 2003 10:08 PM
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