Here she is, at her campaign rally that was attended by a single supporter.

..."and I'd like to conclude by saying that if everyone who had intended to attend had attended, this room would be full."

[Update a few minutes later]

There are some good ones over at this Free Republic thread.

I like the one that has her channeling Neil Diamond:

"I am," I said, to no one there, and no one heard at all not even the chair "I am," I cried, "I am," said I and I am lost and I can't even say why.

I also liked "Empty Suit Addresses Empty Chairs."

Here's another great one: "The NAACP estimated the crowd at about ten thousand, however, the parks commission put the total closer to zero."

Sen. Moseley-Braun later received fifty written apologies, each saying, "Sorry to have Ms.'d you."

I love this one:
"I am pleased to be here with all the viewers of Donahue..."

For six years the people of Illinois were Ms. represented.

This is similar to when Al Sharpton delivered his response to the President's State of The Union Address. You'd think they'd at least have the foresight to fill some of the seats with interns to at least give the appearance of an audience.

I am not now nor will I ever be a Democrat Presidential Candidate Hopeful for 2004. I promise!

When told that she was in the wrong state, Mosley-Brown replied, "I owe wha? They told me I da ho!"

When and where was the picture taken? Where did you get your copy?

Hillary would be wise to select her as a VP in 2004. At least no one is throwing eggs at Braun. Think of what will happen to Mrs. ex-president.