In honor of the occasion, and the Democrats' continual innovation in electoral strategies, and with apologies to "Registered" from Free Republic, I wish to announce the premiere of a new suspense movie. Apparently, the donkeys are no longer content to merely have the dead vote--now they want to put the metabolically challenged into elected office. Of course, failing that, they'll settle for candidates with one foot in the grave...

Well, they insist on not letting the death tax go away permanently, so in the spirit of "no taxation without representation", they believe there should be dead people voting for dead people.