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"Sheik Osama is alive and in good health. He has gained more weight due to security precautions and his inability to move a lot as you will notice in his next appearance," Abdel Rahman al-Rashed told the London-based Arabic-language magazine Al Majalla in remarks published Friday.
Looks like the Islamonutballs finally found a body double for the late Osama, but he's overweight.
Posted by Rand Simberg at October 13, 2002 11:48 AM
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He better keep his head down or he'll be a body double in more ways than one.
Posted by Kevin McGehee at October 13, 2002 02:22 PM
Gee, I hope he's the right height. Otherwise they'll have trouble explaining how the Great Leader somehow _got shorter_. (Always make sure your body doubles are the same height as you.)
Posted by Andrea Harris at October 14, 2002 10:43 AM
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