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Has The DEA Heard About This?
Here's a story that'll warm the heart of monkey-man Ken Layne.
Monkeys are apparently using millipedes as an hallucinogen.
Posted by Rand Simberg at August 13, 2002 06:05 AM
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Damned hippy rave monkeys!
Posted by Ken Layne at August 14, 2002 03:21 AM
Sure some drug warrior will try to make it illegal, just like the cane toad. Chances are greatest that if a warriour introduces a bill, or the DEA invokes its scheduling power, it will become a crime to possess or to eat that centipede.
For a state example of past behavior, see http://www.lpitr.state.sc.us/sj91/19910118.htm
"H. 4667 (Rep. P. Harris) A bill to make it
unlawful to lick or kiss a cane toad, and to
provide for a penalty of thirty days'
community service at the Aquarium/Reptile
Complex at Riverbanks Zoo in Columbia Referred
to Judiciary"
Drug warriors never sleep. At least that explains their irrationality and irritability. Satire about the war on some drugs is almost impossible.
Posted by Quinbus Flestrin at August 14, 2002 09:42 AM
Gives new meaning to the phrase "Its not a bug, its a feature".
Posted by Carey Gage at August 14, 2002 03:59 PM
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