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Improving Prospects For A Republican Senate.
The Torch is in trouble. He's an incumbent, and he's got less than fifty percent support.
Posted by Rand Simberg at June 25, 2002 11:50 AM
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Good! Don't live in that neck of the woods anymore, but would be happy to see him go.
Posted by John at June 25, 2002 01:37 PM
If the Senate swings back, Jeffords is going to be in for wedgies, noogies, and having his lunch money stolen. He's going to find his gym shoes on top of the Capitol dome, and his jockstrap hanging in the girls' locker room. His Mom's going to have to drop him off in the mornings and pick him after the Senate lets out because he'll be scared to ride his bike on his own. He'll always be the last one picked for dodgeball, and they'll nail him first with the ball.
Jeez, it'll be GREAT!!!!
Posted by Stephen Skubinna at June 25, 2002 10:11 PM
Actually, he'll transfer to a parochial school across town...
Posted by Kevin McGehee at June 26, 2002 05:48 AM
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