Well, it's no wonder Miss Russia won the fraudulently-named Miss Universe contest--they restricted the competition to earthlings. This is even more egregious than the so-called "World Series" of baseball. After the Olympic skating scandal, I'm surprised that this hasn't gotten more media attention.

Hmmm...on second thought, based on the picture of Miss Mars and description of Miss Venus, I suspect that Ms. Fedorova would have won anyway, at least if competition was restricted to this solar system.