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Caption Contest
My entry:
"My Other Car Is Air Force Two"
Posted by Rand Simberg at June 08, 2002 12:02 PM
Comments
After Iraq we'll just segue into Syria
Posted by John Weidner at June 8, 2002 01:00 PM
Ok, who's the wise guy that put wheels on my podium?
Posted by ken anthony at June 8, 2002 02:44 PM
I thought the pace maker was going to be smaller.
Posted by Joe at June 8, 2002 03:55 PM
just think forward
Posted by np at June 8, 2002 04:45 PM
Well, nuts. Ken came up with the one I wish I would have thought of.
Posted by Kevin McGehee at June 8, 2002 05:27 PM
"OK, so what do I do when it rains?"
Posted by MarkD at June 8, 2002 07:47 PM
is this the peace maker you promised to deliver?
Posted by np at June 9, 2002 06:24 AM
Give me a bag of mail.
Posted by Craine at June 9, 2002 07:13 AM
So, how fast will it go from 0 to 60?
Posted by Marv Riedel at June 9, 2002 07:15 AM
Due to budget cuts, the Vice President's limousine was replaced with a more cost effective mode of transportation.
Posted by Jay Caruso at June 9, 2002 07:33 AM
Free scooter with every 5th heart attack.
Posted by Brian Griffin at June 9, 2002 08:25 AM
This is better than ice tea for getting me out of secret meeting discussions!
Posted by Will Vehrs at June 9, 2002 09:17 AM
I don't want to grow up. I'm a Toys R' Us Kid.
Posted by Jeff at June 9, 2002 11:08 AM
I would like to thank the Enron executives for their genius money laundering and my new ride.
Posted by Jeff at June 9, 2002 11:11 AM
I'll be sure to pass the next stress test if I can take this on the treadmill.
Posted by Shawn L. at June 9, 2002 04:08 PM
"Cool - my pacemaker also powers this neat scooter!"
Posted by DavidMSC at June 9, 2002 07:31 PM
Wheeeeee! I'm a dork on a standup wheelchair!!!
Posted by Rollin d'Ondarode at June 10, 2002 10:38 AM
'Take me to that undisclosed location!'
Posted by Frank A. Tropea at June 10, 2002 01:39 PM
Gee, for 10 grand you think the would have thrown in a cupholder. Geez, atleast its not my money. HEHEHEHEHE
Posted by Laura S Bush at June 10, 2002 01:46 PM
Dick's portable life support machine was great for zipping to and from his 'undisclosed location' - the only problem was that George was too embarrassed to hang out with him anymore.
Posted by James at June 10, 2002 02:46 PM
"Gangway! I need to get to my computer in time for Rand's next caption contest!"
Posted by Kevin McGehee at June 11, 2002 01:09 PM
The 6 Billion Dollar Man
"Dick Cheney.. Vice President... A man barely alive. Gentlemen... We can rebuild him. We have the technology... We have the capability to make the worlds first bionic man. Dick Cheney, will be that man. Better than he was before. Better. Stronger. Faster."
Posted by Dean Kamen Jr. at September 7, 2002 01:31 AM
Dad, is that you? Can you push my wheelchair?
Posted by Groovy at November 24, 2002 12:46 PM
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