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Some Jewish settlers wrapped the body of a dead terrorist in pigskin. The terrorists expressed disapproval, but no word on whether or not it will discourage them.
I still think that we should outfit all aircraft with an overhead sprinkler system that disseminates hogs' blood in an emergency. That might have made them think twice...
Posted by Rand Simberg at February 20, 2002 10:17 AM
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Alright, way to think outside the box! Carpet bomb 'em with pork rinds!
Posted by Bill at February 20, 2002 12:55 PM
I always thought a bombing of pigfat (lard) would be efficacious, because it's *really* hard to remove. After a first strike, probably the threat of a second would be adequate.
P.S. Maybe we should refer to the PLO leader as "Yessir Pigfat" ??
Posted by Dave Ivers at February 21, 2002 08:23 AM
I've been suggesting the pork-air explosive bomb
for several months. Maybe hard to get pork ground
down to the proper size for a good explosive mix,
but the USAF could desecrate an entire town with
one weapon.
Posted by Anonymous Coward at February 21, 2002 12:20 PM
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