[Update] At the risk of destroying the pristine value of a potential Iowahawk classic, I've come up with a new verse, and invite readers to contribute more...

Convoy!

[Ah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Fatwa Duck. You got a copy on me, Goatpen? C'mon. Ah, yeah, ten-four, Goatpen, for sure, for sure. By golly, it's clean clear to Kabultown. C'mon. Yeah, that's a big ten-four there, Goatpen. Yeah, we definitely got the tent door, good buddy. Allah Akbar alive, looks like we got us a convoy.]

It was the dark of the moon on an old sand dune

And a camel pullin' logs

Cab-over Pete with some poppies on

And a Jimmy haulin' wogs

We's headin' for death on the Old Silk Road

'Bout a mile outta Shakeytown

I says 'Goatpen, this here's Fatwa Duck'

'And I'm about to put the jihad down'

{chorus}
'Cause we got a big old convoy rockin' thru the night

Yeah, we got a big old convoy, martyrs packed in tight

Come on and join our convoy, six dozen virgins await

Gonna roll this truckin' convoy, to Allah's pearly gate

Convoy!

We got Saudis, Egyptions, Lebanese and Yemenese, and

Folks down from Gaza Strip.

We've even got an idiot from Oregon

All eager for the trip

If our stingers don't work, and the gunships home in

And they blow us all to Kingdom Come

We'll send up a prayer to keep the virgins in stock

With an extra ration of rum

{chorus}

'Cause we got a big old convoy rockin' thru the night

Yeah, we got a big old convoy, martyrs packed in tight

Come on and join our convoy, six dozen virgins await

Gonna roll this truckin' convoy, to Allah's pearly gate

Convoy!

[Ah, breaker, Pigpen, this here's Fatwa Duck 'n' you wanna back off them hogs? Ah, ten-four. About 5 mile or so. Ten roger. Them infidels is gettin' INtense up here. Aaaagghhhh!!!]

Sing it with your friends tonight...