[Further thoughts, a few minutes later]

Not that it would apply to me [ahem], but what about gay martyrs? Do they get clueless teenage boys? Would they want them? Inquiring minds, and all that...

(1) In answer to the question about virgins: they are not one-shot

virgins.

They *regenerate* daily. I recall reading that in some

fairly authoritative source, but I forgot which.

Moreover, each paradise dweller is allocated, besides the 70-something regenerating virgins,

a different (and a greater) number of non-virgins, for variety's sake.

(2) women do receive some nice accommodations, too, but I forgot what they are.

(3) gay people, in that belief system, all go to hell, so the

question of sexual perks does not arise.