Gosh, I really do have to be more diligent about keeping up with the Weekly World News. A time traveler informs us in today's issue that by the year 2028, America will be overrun with, and ruled by, hideous mutants and freaks.

And Bat Boy will be president.

Also, "Humans become second- class citizens," he wailed, "forced to do the bidding of their evil, mutant captors. President Boy himself has a dozen young women brought into the Lincoln Bedroom every week for God only knows what!"

My question is, in what significant way will this differ from the 1990's?