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Darling, I Just Love Your Hair
Swiss dairy farmers have been banned from using hair spray to improve the looks of their cows.
...the head of the Cattle Association, Hans Siegentahler, now says: "Styling cows has been perfected in such a way that even experts couldn't judge any longer whether a cow is a natural beauty or just made up. Cattle breeders should stick to the beauty ideal without deceiving anybody."
When we can't coif our cattle, the terrorists win.
Posted by Rand Simberg at January 11, 2002 01:52 PM
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What, they have bovine beauty contests?
Posted by D. Blodgett at January 13, 2002 03:26 AM
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