We haven't found Osama or the Cyclops yet, but here's something better. The true evil genius behind Al Qaeda, Bert, has been captured and jailed. Based on the URL of the link, the SAS must have gotten him.

[Update at 11:33 PM PST]

I'm informed by an unreliable source that he was actually captured by MI6 and Austin Powers. Judge for yourself--it looks like a phaked photo to me...

According to the Weekly Universe, it was Austin Powers who captured Bert. Click the paper's name below for the REAL photo -- before SAS censors got to it!