And in this corner...

Today's Opinion Journal has a little story about a wiccan who's suing a congregation of the Unitarian church for, among other things, calling her a "humpbacked, toothless, redneck hillbilly witch." (Hmmmm...wonder what she names her place?).

They were upset with her because she refused to teach them wiccan rituals, and also because she refused to conform to their new-age feminist stereotypes. Pretty amusing stuff if you've ever had much dealings with Unitarians. I used to be one until I realized (in my youth) that, in many ways, their (non)religion was the wackiest of them all.