11 thoughts on “The American Gun Debate”

  1. I’m all in favor of an Amendment to wit:
    “Congress shall pass no law that establishes justice or wealth based upon the principle of: to each according to their need, from each according to their ability”.

    1. “Ehhhhh. Say ‘doc ain’t you see the sign?”
      “Www-what sign?”
      “That one!” (points to sign)
      Rabbit Season Closed.
      Fudd Season Open.

      1. I remember that one. I was a big fan of Bugs Bunny cartoons as a little kid, then had the luck to have a little brother born when I was 16 and a son born when I was 23, so I kept on watching….

        1. Actually I cheated a bit. The actual confrontation was between Bugs and Daffy Duck and the sign said:
          Rabbit Season Closed.
          Duck Season Open.

          1. There were three of them, a year apart. “Rabbit Fire” is the one that ends on “Elmer Season.” “Rabbit Seasoning” is the one with Bugs in drag. “Duck! Rabbit, Duck!” ends with Elmer deciding it’s Baseball Season (after which Daffy confesses the truth and is gunned down by an army of hunters.” I had to look it up to check our memory.

    1. One of the charges was having an unregistered incendiary device. So where do I have to go to register my incendiary apple cider vinegar? It’s so old it must be pretty high proof by now.

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  2. The American gun debate was settled 250 years ago today. The continuing issues have been imported by the losers of that debate.

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