Lance’s Less-Than-Excellent Adventure

Over a decade after the end of the Soviet Union, Russia remains, in the famous words of Winston Churchill, a “…riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma…

Which is one of the reasons why it remains hard to tell whether or not Lance Bass is going to fly to the International Space Station this fall.

The other one, of course, is that American entertainment promoters sometimes lie through their teeth.

Russian space expert Jim Oberg sent me this link. For those who don’t read Russian, here’s Jim’s (admittedly rough) translation:

BASS’S FLIGHT WILL BE FULLY FINANCED

American pop-singer Lance Bass?s flight into space to the international space station (ISS) as “tourist-3” will be fully financed, Hollywood producer David Krief stated to journalists. On this they reported on 9 August at Rosaviakosmos.

Krief noted that he reached an agreement with six sponsors, who agreed to contribute to the flight of Bass on the order of 22 million dollars. Simultaneously, according to him, an agreement is concluded with one of the American television channels, which is ready to show in 40 countries the small TV series which will be taken in connection with the forthcoming flight. As they reported in Rosaviakosmos, Krief made his statement, by his acknowledgement, in connection with the fact that “in the Russian mass media have appeared reports that bring into question the forthcoming flight of Lance Bass and his solvency. We have already filmed interesting material on the preliminary selection of the singer for the flight into space at the Russian ‘Institute of Biomedical Problems’ and on his preparation on the simulators at Starry Town near Moscow,” Krief elaborated. “We hope that not less impressing will be the video of the launch of the singer on 28 October of the present year in the space ship Soyuz at the spaceport Baikonur and his 8-day flight on ISS.”

At the same time, as reports RIA-Novosti, the producer Krief by his appearance attempted to attribute the entire fault for the created crisis situation about the payment of the flight of the singer, to the Russian side.

“We completely and scrupulously follow the letter of contract, and have done nothing to reproach,” they noted in the Russian aerospace department. “We sure would like the American side to strictly carry out its obligations in all stages of the contract concluded with us”, they emphasized at Rosaviakosmos.

As Jim notes, it sounds like Mr. Krief is making himself a real pain in the keester over there.

And now for the latest.

Lance is learning that money talks, and BS…doesn’t fly into space.

Lance’s Less-Than-Excellent Adventure

Over a decade after the end of the Soviet Union, Russia remains, in the famous words of Winston Churchill, a “…riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma…

Which is one of the reasons why it remains hard to tell whether or not Lance Bass is going to fly to the International Space Station this fall.

The other one, of course, is that American entertainment promoters sometimes lie through their teeth.

Russian space expert Jim Oberg sent me this link. For those who don’t read Russian, here’s Jim’s (admittedly rough) translation:

BASS’S FLIGHT WILL BE FULLY FINANCED

American pop-singer Lance Bass?s flight into space to the international space station (ISS) as “tourist-3” will be fully financed, Hollywood producer David Krief stated to journalists. On this they reported on 9 August at Rosaviakosmos.

Krief noted that he reached an agreement with six sponsors, who agreed to contribute to the flight of Bass on the order of 22 million dollars. Simultaneously, according to him, an agreement is concluded with one of the American television channels, which is ready to show in 40 countries the small TV series which will be taken in connection with the forthcoming flight. As they reported in Rosaviakosmos, Krief made his statement, by his acknowledgement, in connection with the fact that “in the Russian mass media have appeared reports that bring into question the forthcoming flight of Lance Bass and his solvency. We have already filmed interesting material on the preliminary selection of the singer for the flight into space at the Russian ‘Institute of Biomedical Problems’ and on his preparation on the simulators at Starry Town near Moscow,” Krief elaborated. “We hope that not less impressing will be the video of the launch of the singer on 28 October of the present year in the space ship Soyuz at the spaceport Baikonur and his 8-day flight on ISS.”

At the same time, as reports RIA-Novosti, the producer Krief by his appearance attempted to attribute the entire fault for the created crisis situation about the payment of the flight of the singer, to the Russian side.

“We completely and scrupulously follow the letter of contract, and have done nothing to reproach,” they noted in the Russian aerospace department. “We sure would like the American side to strictly carry out its obligations in all stages of the contract concluded with us”, they emphasized at Rosaviakosmos.

As Jim notes, it sounds like Mr. Krief is making himself a real pain in the keester over there.

And now for the latest.

Lance is learning that money talks, and BS…doesn’t fly into space.

Blogging From Orbit

Well, not exactly, but ISS astronaut Peggy Whitson has been writing a series of “letters home.” Some of the content is a little technical, but it’s also quite descriptive.

One of the really striking things that I had noticed when I first saw the Earth’s horizon, is that the atmosphere that protects the Earth is so small compared to the relative size of the Earth. As you might expect, the appearance of the horizon can vary dramatically, depending on the lighting (sunrise/sunset or just daytime). As the sun rises (approaches us from behind the Earth), initially, only a thin, very bright band of light is visible. A deep royal blue line appears first, followed by the addition of oranges and reds. The rays of light seem to wrap fingers of light around the planet, and reflect from the upper atmosphere downward onto Earth, all within the thin layer of the atmosphere.

I don’t know how anyone can read letters like these and think that there’s no market for public space travel.

Meet The New Economy, Same As The Old Economy

As I noted earlier, now that the 90s tech bubble has popped, some of the former dotcommers are learning what business is like in the real world.

Their entrepreneurial spirit undaunted by the false dreams of their recent past, they’re starting new businesses–ones that actually create and deliver products that people can use, rather than hype, even if those products are more mundane than the next New Thing.

They’ve plummeted from a rarefied world in which unlimited money was flung at them, business clothes were eschewed, and they were worshipped as the next phase in human and industrial evolution. Now, rather than being courted by venture capitalists, they’re simply scraping by on the funds borrowed from friends and relatives, rolling up their sleeves, figuring out what customers want, and working long hours to deliver it.

They’re not the only class of people who will have to learn new ways in a new industry. While the government space program is by no means withering away any time soon, it no longer represents the bright future of space activities. That future lies in commercial activities, providing services that have traditionally been far afield from aerospace, at least the “space” part of it.

Like the deflated dotcoms, the government-contracting civil space industry is a hothouse plant, sustainable only in a peculiar environment, and perhaps, ultimately, doomed to failure if it cannot adapt to the new circumstances. Over a decade after the end of the Cold War, it moves forward mostly from inertia and momentum of past relics of that era, such as the International Space Station.

Unfortunately for the major aerospace contractors (but fortunately for their smaller but more nimble competition), they’re ill suited, by corporate culture and experience, to take advantage of new commercial opportunities. Over four decades of working for the government have made them too expensive to compete in a truly competitive marketplace, and they have inculcated management attitudes that will prevent them from taking the risks that may be necessary in order to stay in the forefront of the industry.

Government contractors in the space business work, for the most part, on what are called “cost-plus” contracts. That means that they are paid on the basis of time and material for the effort, plus some percentage of profit. While this may be necessary in order to get companies to bid on high-risk government programs, it doesn’t encourage a culture of low cost because, perversely, the higher the cost, the more the contractor makes (within certain limitations).

As an example, I’ve often mentioned XCOR as an exemplar of the new way of doing space business. If the cost of their activities to date had been estimated ahead of time using a conventional aerospace industry cost model, it would almost certainly have predicted at least one, and perhaps two orders of magnitude higher cost than they’ve actually spent to date.

Yet despite their low costs, there are companies hungry for lower costs yet. John Carmack, the founder of Armadillo Aerospace (who also happens to be the man behind many successful video games, including Doom and Quake, and is funding Armadillo with his own fortune), recently posted on Usenet:

I did get a price quote from XCOR early on, and it just didn’t make sense for us. Four or five engines from XCOR would have cost more than our entire first year of development. I think hard about all large $$$ purchases, because it is a slippery slope to get on, where you just throw money at a problem.

This exemplifies the ethos that must, and will, rule the new space age. The small mammal is dancing around the toes of the dinosaurs, and is being nipped at by a tiny rodent that has an even faster metabolism and motivation.

But it’s not just the inability to run projects “lean and mean” that will hold back big aerospace. It’s their attitude and approach to business.

Large public corporations, particularly ones to whom research and development is a profit center (with the government as a customer), rather than an expense of doing business, will be loathe to risk their own money on uncertain markets, even with potentially high payoff.

It involves such a radically different way of doing business that it falls well outside their comfort zone. It means identifying commercial customers, rather than selling to a single government customer, who is amenable to pressure from lobbying Congress, and providing them with something that they have to purchase with their own money, rather than that of anonymous and, for the most part, oblivious taxpayers.

Long ago, when I worked for a major aerospace contractor, I and some colleagues tried in vain to get management to consider a commercial project. The conversation went something like this:

“So, you want to put investors’ money into the development of this new system that will be superior to the competition.”

“That’s right.”

“And you propose to sell the services that it offers to the commercial market?”

“Right.”

“And you’ll take the profits from that, and repay the investors?”

“You got it.”

“???…You people don’t seem to understand anything about business–why don’t you just go out and win a government contract?”

Old economy…new economy. May the best company win…

Overly Advantaged California Student Sues To Enter Berkeley

Del Norte Vista, CA (APUPI)

In a case reminiscent of the famous Bakke decision, a California high school senior is suing the University of California over their refusal to admit him to their prestigious Berkeley campus, despite his sterling biography and SAT score of over 1700, under the Americans With Disabilities Act.

Todd Hepplewitt, an honors student at Caca Fuego High, in Del Norte Vista, is claiming that, in today’s society, he’s handicapped by his lack of hardship in life. He contends that the difficulty of making it in a victimized society, and getting no government or institutional support, is underestimated and can’t be appreciated by those who have been burdened all their lives by life.

“I wrote an essay describing my difficulties to them, but they completely ignored it.”

“I’ve done everything I could to struggle through, and to make changes at home. I asked my parents to get a divorce, but they refused, no matter how much I pleaded. My father tried drinking, but he turned out to have an allergy to alcohol, and I couldn’t get him to beat me when he wasn’t drunk. I wanted him to quit his job so we could go on unemployment and put pressure on me to drop out of school and work full time, which I could then resist, but he wouldn’t do it.”

“They just kept on paying the bills, encouraging me to do well in school, providing a nurturing environment for success.” He went on, the faintest hint of tears gleaming in his eyes, “It’s as though they didn’t even care whether I got into college or not.”

Despite living daily with the unceasing ravages of normalcy, Todd managed to graduate valedictorian, earn three letters on the track team, and serve as president of the student council, all while starting and successfully growing a mail-order Mongolian ferret business on the internet into a multi-million-dollar powerhouse of rodentiary commerce.

He worked hard, and hoped that, despite his appalling paucity of sob stories, he could still somehow persevere and achieve his lifelong dream–to attend the jewel of the UC system.

But alas, it was not to be. He received his rejection letter last Tuesday, though he knew that several people with more chaotic home lives had been accepted with much lower scores.

Undaunted, he made a determined decision to use the tactics of the elitists, those who rose to the top solely through adversity, to press his case, using government pressure.

“Actually, I’m not sure I want to go now, after the way they’ve treated me, but there’s a principle involved. I’ll continue to fight until everyone realizes what a true challenge it is, in today’s America, to make it without challenges.”

UC Berkeley officials were unavailable for comment.

(Copyright 2002 by Rand Simberg)

M$ Does It Again

Internet Explorer has a major vulnerability to a “man-in-the-middle” attack, and has for several years. This means that (for example) someone can set up a spoof version of a financial website (like your bank, or an ecommerce site from which you’re purchasing something), that will fool IE into sending your credit card data to it, instead of the intended recipient, because Explorer apparently isn’t rigorous enough about checking certificates on the Secure Socket Layer.

While this is irritating, even infuriating, in itself, it’s made more so by many site designers’ insistence on writing their sites to IE’s perverted version of HTML and other Microsoft technologies, so that one can’t even use other browsers (e.g., Opera) with them. I avoid using IE as much as possible (and once I finally get the Windows monkey off my back, it won’t be possible to use it at all), but there are some sites that are vital for managing my accounts that either don’t work at all, or are unviewable on any other browser. The Schwab site, for example, won’t do business with you in secure manner unless you have Explorer. They claim that this policy is in the name of “security.”

I hope that this will cause them to rethink that philosophy, given the self-evident irony of it with today’s news (and numerous other instances in the past of Redmond’s less-than-devoted commitment to security in general).

Back To The Old Economy

Some unemployed dotcommers have picked themselves up, dusted themselves off, and are learning what real businesses are about.

Where once a sales call meant driving to a mirrored glass building in Silicon Valley to pitch clients on $250,000 software packages, Mr. Ehrmann’s pitches now involve handing out little plastic cups of soup to people on the street.

“People love soup,” Mr. Ehrmann said. “I say I’m building a soup company and people say, `Soup ? that’s cool.’ It’s satisfying. You’re giving people something that affects them right away.”

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