Boy, when it comes to anti-terrorism measures and homeland security, Mark Steyn just ain’t got no respect.
Geez, Mark, they’re just doing their job.
But we were at the detention centre and I could tell the Secretary was impressed by the number of suspected terrorists we’d managed to cram in. He peered at their cold terrorist faces as they pressed up against the wire mesh of the cage. “Hang on,” said Norm. “You’ve filled up the joint with a lot of nancy boys.”
“That’s just their brilliant cover,” I explained. “They showed up at the US Air counter claiming to be the touring company of a famous Broadway production. Yet, when I asked them to name the show, they shouted, Annie, get your gun! Fortunately, we wrestled them to the ground before they could yell any further instructions to their accomplice.
A lot of Republicans are planning to cross over in the primary to defeat Cynthia McKinney. They have little to lose. Whoever wins the primary is almost certain to win the election, so heavily is the district weighted in Democrats.
Arafat and his henchmen are stashing millions off shore, probably in anticipation of the upcoming collapse of their little thugocracy/kleptocracy. Looks like they’re expecting a little chaos.
There seems to be a conspiracy to keep me from posting. My DSL connection has died again, and now the modem in my firewall machine that I was using for backup seems to have gone to that Happy Hardware Hunting Ground as well.
I’m reduced to posting from my laptop, which I hate, because I dislike the keyboard intensely. Does anyone know if there’s any way to disable the touchpad, other than taping a piece of paper over it?
How can it be that guns, drugs and prostitution are responsible for all these murders in the nation’s capital? I thought that those things were all illegal there…
It seems to be opposite for men. I guess the women athletes will have to find non-athletic partners. Or other women, which would fit the stereotype, anyway…
Actually, I’d take it with a grain of salt. It offers zero data for either proposition–it’s just a trainer’s opinion.
I don’t have time or inclination to weigh in this time, but fortunately, Razib K. and Charles Murtaugh have done so, probably better than I could hope to.
To me, though the money quote is the last one in Charles’ piece, that should give proponents of ID pause:
“bad arguments for God?s existence do more harm than good, since they give unbelievers an occasion to laugh.”