Now this really sucks. What a wonderful modern world we live in.

And does it work? Yes, say thousands of delighted women.

It isn’t clear from reading the article just what, errr…aspects of the device are causing the delight.

This would be quite embarrassing, if it had any credibility. But Patricia will tell you that, based on her long and frustrating experience of my housekeeping habits, the description is quite inapt.

I’m certainly glad the FBI has nothing better to do than investigate lynchings of Barbie dolls. I mean, it’s not like there are terrorists out there who want to kill us, or anything.

I have no problem with dealing harshly with the perps in this case, but I fail to see the need to bring in the G-men. Are they going to set up a sting operation at Toys’R’Us?

I’m certainly glad the FBI has nothing better to do than investigate lynchings of Barbie dolls. I mean, it’s not like there are terrorists out there who want to kill us, or anything.

I have no problem with dealing harshly with the perps in this case, but I fail to see the need to bring in the G-men. Are they going to set up a sting operation at Toys’R’Us?

I’m certainly glad the FBI has nothing better to do than investigate lynchings of Barbie dolls. I mean, it’s not like there are terrorists out there who want to kill us, or anything.

I have no problem with dealing harshly with the perps in this case, but I fail to see the need to bring in the G-men. Are they going to set up a sting operation at Toys’R’Us?

Sally Baliunas goes on a trip through space program history with Robert Jastrow.

No posting today–I’ll be attending an all-day meeting that just came up last night, and then at the LA Press Club event this evening, where other bloggers will presumably abound.

Manana.

Will Warren channels Kipling for an hilarious sendup of the Torch.

O it?s Torchy this, and Torchy that, and “Torchy, pack it in.”
It was “Robert, you?re a wizard” when the money helped
    ?em win?
The money helped ?em win, my boys, the money helped
    ?em win,
It was “Robert, you?re a wizard” when the money helped
    ?em win.

Unchastened by belated criticism from his own party, Jim bin McDermott is still at it. He’s apparently bidding to fill the idiotarian gap in the House created by the upcoming departure of Cynthia McKinney.

I enjoyed one of the protestor’s signs.

“Saddam Good ? Bush Bad. This is Baghdad Jim’s Mind On Drugs,” said a sign carried by Brandon Swalley of Lakewood.

Daschle is backpedalling so fast on Iraq that we could probably replace the Saudi oil energy just by hooking him up to a generator.

He also finally got around to criticizing “Baghdad Jim” McDermott.