Iraq says they won’t hesitate to use WMD.

You know, the WMD that they claim they don’t have any of, no sirree?

This will complicate things a little on December 8, if they formally deny it.

Iraq says they won’t hesitate to use WMD.

You know, the WMD that they claim they don’t have any of, no sirree?

This will complicate things a little on December 8, if they formally deny it.

But why ninety days?

I don’t have time to post much, but fortunately, lots of other folks do. Kathy Kinsley gives “Osama’s letter” a righteous fisking, including support from at least one Quran cite.

Responding to this particular missive seems to have become a recent blogospheric sport.

I’m in a crunch, working to a deadline. I shouldn’t have done the Al Gore thing yesterday, but you have to write those when the muse strikes, and it didn’t take me too long to bang it out. Posting will probably be light this week in general.

Mayan Muslims.

The thing that I find interesting about this story isn’t what it says, but what it doesn’t say.

Alexander Proctor allegedly said in secretly recorded conversations that he was hired to carry out the threat by Anthony Pellicano, a private detective to the stars. FBI agents said Proctor told the informant Seagal hired Pellicano to threaten Los Angeles Times reporter Anita Busch.

Pellicano wasn’t just a “private detective to the stars.” He also worked for Bill and Hillary Clinton, to intimidate witnesses, many of them women. Don’t expect anyone in the mainstream press to report that, though. Particularly since this guy’s job is to intimidate reporters as well, as demonstrated here.

November 22, 2002

SEATTLE (APUPI) Former Vice President Al Gore’s new book, “Joined At The Heart,” has been out for over a week and a half, but it’s selling poorly, despite an expensive campaign by Al and Tipper, and much free publicity from the media. Yesterday, it was #11,231 on Amazon.com’s list of top-selling books.

Supporters of the former Vice President are calling foul, however, claiming that the Amazon web site is very confusing, and makes it difficult to purchase the book properly. They have airlifted a large number of hired lawyers into Seattle to sue Amazon, in order to force it to issue refunds on mistakenly purchased books, and instead send copies of the Gore book to Amazon customers.

There are also allegations, unproven so far, that there have been police roadblocks and other Republican-funded tactics to prevent Gore supporters from getting to Borders and Barnes & Noble.

However, defenders of Amazon claimed that the Gores had tried to artificially inflate sales by busing hordes of people who had never before used the Internet to public web terminals, in order to allow them to purchase the book. In addition, many were given mistaken instructions, and told to “purchase a book on every page.”

There are also claims that UPS has informed Amazon that many of the orders were undeliverable due to non-existent addresses. Several drivers reported that some of their attempted deliveries ended up being to graveyards.

Though many of the site designers were Gore supporters themselves, there were numerous complaints of difficulty in using it.

“When you go to the website, there are lots of flashing ads and things, and you have to manually type in the name of the author or title to get to a page that allows you to actually buy the book,” said one frustrated customer. “They wouldn’t take food stamps, or even cash or checks–just credit cards. I don’t have a credit card.”

Even those who managed to complete a purchase didn’t always do it correctly. Many accidentally purchased Pat Buchanan’s “Death of the West.” Several ended up with Segway scooters.

“Many of Mr. Gore’s supporters were new to this, and had never even read a book before, let alone purchased one,” explained Gore’s chief attorney, David Boyishness. “They had no experience with web sites, or reading material.”

He went on, “It’s ridiculous to think that people like this would want to buy a book by Pat Buchanan. His book is the antithesis of everything that Mr. Gore’s book stands for.”

“We know that if everyone who had intended to purchase the Gores’ book had actually been able to do so, the sales would be much higher.”

The Gores are requesting that the court order a mandatory repurchase of all mistaken books, and have those mistaken purchases replaced with the Gore book. Amazon attorneys have argued that there’s no way to determine a book purchaser’s intent, except to look at the actual on-line orders.

“It wouldn’t be fair to those people who actually wanted Mr. Buchanan’s book to force them to return it, and have to read the Gore book instead,” said an Amazon spokesman.

The Gore team doesn’t accept this argument, and will ask the court to “estimate” the number of people who would have actually purchased the Gore book had the site been easier to manage, and randomly send them books while garnishing their wages for the cost of it.

Mr. Boyishness summed it up.

“It was very unfair of Amazon.com to make it so complicated and difficult to buy Mr. and Mrs. Gore’s book. Buying and reading books are one of the foundations of our democracy. It’s very important to make every purchase count, and we expect that the court will agree with us.”

(copyright 2002 by Rand Simberg)

Due to insane rioting over it, the Miss World pageant has been moved from Nigeria to London.

The budget of the National Science Foundation is going to double over the next five years.