After all these years, Adolf Hitler’s greatest crime against humanity has finally been revealed. He was a tax dodger.

And probably only in the red, Bush-voting portion of it.

Behold, the jet-powered port-a-potty. For when you really have to go…

Hey, I want to see races. We could set up NAOOR (National Association Of Outhouse Racers). The winner would be flush with victory.

If I were O’Reilly, this would be the Most Ridiculous Item of the Day (of course, the day is young…). Apparently, in some cases, PEST can be fatal.

If I were O’Reilly, this would be the Most Ridiculous Item of the Day (of course, the day is young…). Apparently, in some cases, PEST can be fatal.

If I were O’Reilly, this would be the Most Ridiculous Item of the Day (of course, the day is young…). Apparently, in some cases, PEST can be fatal.

Well, here’s a side of the story from Iraq that we haven’t been getting:

“The first miracle that occurred in Fallujah took the form of spiders that appeared in the city

Two men were arrested for dumping dirt in a forest.

Thankfully, they were stopped before they could pour water into the ocean.

Planet-hating fiends.

Well, this is the kind of thing that gives cowboys a bad name all over the world. But what do you expect from a Canadian, eh?

Provo, Utah, doesn’t have to worry about cats and dogs living together. It’s illegal.

I wonder what the rationale was for this dumb law?

Provo, Utah, doesn’t have to worry about cats and dogs living together. It’s illegal.

I wonder what the rationale was for this dumb law?