An Italian “scientist” claims that he can tell a woman’s personality from her…ummm…mammorial endowment:
He has categorised breast types according to fruits and says men can draw up their own horoscope-type chart that indicates what a woman’s chest size says about her.
A fascinating research topic no doubt. And how could it go wrong? After all,
“A woman’s breasts denote a woman’s character, just like her star sign.”
If he’d used the word “Moron,” at least it would have read the same forward as backward, other than the middle letter. It would have also been more accurate.