If he’d used the word “Moron,” at least it would have read the same forward as backward, other than the middle letter. It would have also been more accurate.

Somehow, I think that this woman won’t win it. No prizes for wife, either.

Makes me embarrassed to hail from the Great Lake State.

After all these years, Adolf Hitler’s greatest crime against humanity has finally been revealed. He was a tax dodger.

And probably only in the red, Bush-voting portion of it.

Behold, the jet-powered port-a-potty. For when you really have to go…

Hey, I want to see races. We could set up NAOOR (National Association Of Outhouse Racers). The winner would be flush with victory.

If I were O’Reilly, this would be the Most Ridiculous Item of the Day (of course, the day is young…). Apparently, in some cases, PEST can be fatal.

If I were O’Reilly, this would be the Most Ridiculous Item of the Day (of course, the day is young…). Apparently, in some cases, PEST can be fatal.

If I were O’Reilly, this would be the Most Ridiculous Item of the Day (of course, the day is young…). Apparently, in some cases, PEST can be fatal.

Well, here’s a side of the story from Iraq that we haven’t been getting:

“The first miracle that occurred in Fallujah took the form of spiders that appeared in the city

Two men were arrested for dumping dirt in a forest.

Thankfully, they were stopped before they could pour water into the ocean.

Planet-hating fiends.

Well, this is the kind of thing that gives cowboys a bad name all over the world. But what do you expect from a Canadian, eh?