But I can beat him, anyway. Agility is the key.

[Via Volokh]

But I can beat him, anyway. Agility is the key.

[Via Volokh]

I think that these folks may be potential new fans of Chutch:

Advocates say suspension has been practiced since ancient times in many societies.

“It’s searching for answers, trying new things,” Hiller said. “You can only get pierced and tattooed so many times.”

He says that like it’s a bad thing.

It used to be that you had to go to the carnival to see freak shows. Now all you have to do is follow college professors around. [Note: some of this stuff is quite disturbing]

Even as early as 1943, the whiz kids there had figured out that Adolf Hitler “held grudges, couldn’t stand criticism, craved attention and had a tendency to bully others..”

Apparently, he looks just like a turtle. Who knew? Was it foreseen that the dark angel would take terrapin form?

Leave it to the Japanese, the most inventive people on the planet. They’ve come up with a chewing gum that enlarges women’s breasts. I wonder if they’re working on chewing tobacco for “male enhancement”? Not that I need it, of course…

I expect to start getting spam hawking it to me any day now.

That’s right, you read it correctly. It’s been going since last summer.

I don’t (quite) think that it’s real, but it’s a pretty good impression of what one would look like. Here’s one early entry:

The dragon lady just called. She’ll be home tomorrow. She reminded me she had asked me to look through some legal papers for her senate commission. I really don’t want to do that. Damn. I just can’t get myself to do it. Not today. I’ll have to make up some excuse tomorrow. I know she’ll look at me with that “You let me down again” look. Yeah, yeah, shut up.

Chelsea called. Still with that curly head with his fake politeness.

I’ll deal with her tomorrow. Hillary, that is. I mean I just finished a book of more than 900 pages. She could’ve been a bit more considerate towards me.

That’s right, you read it correctly. It’s been going since last summer.

I don’t (quite) think that it’s real, but it’s a pretty good impression of what one would look like. Here’s one early entry:

The dragon lady just called. She’ll be home tomorrow. She reminded me she had asked me to look through some legal papers for her senate commission. I really don’t want to do that. Damn. I just can’t get myself to do it. Not today. I’ll have to make up some excuse tomorrow. I know she’ll look at me with that “You let me down again” look. Yeah, yeah, shut up.

Chelsea called. Still with that curly head with his fake politeness.

I’ll deal with her tomorrow. Hillary, that is. I mean I just finished a book of more than 900 pages. She could’ve been a bit more considerate towards me.

That’s right, you read it correctly. It’s been going since last summer.

I don’t (quite) think that it’s real, but it’s a pretty good impression of what one would look like. Here’s one early entry:

The dragon lady just called. She’ll be home tomorrow. She reminded me she had asked me to look through some legal papers for her senate commission. I really don’t want to do that. Damn. I just can’t get myself to do it. Not today. I’ll have to make up some excuse tomorrow. I know she’ll look at me with that “You let me down again” look. Yeah, yeah, shut up.

Chelsea called. Still with that curly head with his fake politeness.

I’ll deal with her tomorrow. Hillary, that is. I mean I just finished a book of more than 900 pages. She could’ve been a bit more considerate towards me.