Not.

A mother has been charged with trying to poison her adult daughter and her daughter’s family after allegedly pouring bleach into their macaroni and cheese on Saturday night.

Ronald McDonald was nabbed stealing from Wendy’s. No, really.

Well, now we know the identity of the Hamburgler. I guess.

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And of course, the inevitable related thread at Free Republic, in which he is righteously mocked:

Nothing like swift justice to deal with these clowns…

If one is to believe the Hindustani Times (and hey, who wouldn’t?!), Angelina Jolie resorted to black magic to woo Brad Pitt away from Jennifer Aniston.

I’ve got to think that something else is going on there, myself.

Hey, Angie, I’ll watch while you do that voodoo, that you do so well.

“The body is falling!”

Little kids who went to see the new release “Chicken Little” in a New York City theatre instead saw a movie of a young boy hanging himself.

He must have believed Chicken Little.

…all broken hearted. Tried to sit…

…up.

OK, I know it doesn’t scan, but the punchline is that he couldn’t.

Sit up, that is.

He was glued to the seat.

I hate when that happens (though I think that I would have noticed something amiss long before I got stuck, but perhaps his derri

Happy Halloween.

[Via GeekPress]

If this is really her name, it’s a good way to cash in on it, but I’m wondering who’s being parodied here–the President, or sufferers of Bush Derangement Syndrome?

If this is really her name, it’s a good way to cash in on it, but I’m wondering who’s being parodied here–the President, or sufferers of Bush Derangement Syndrome?

If this is really her name, it’s a good way to cash in on it, but I’m wondering who’s being parodied here–the President, or sufferers of Bush Derangement Syndrome?

Well, at least he didn’t adopt as a nickname, “Theguiltybastard.”