In this corner, we have a woman who attempted to get her rival’s hair to fall out. And over here, a fiance who fed his betrothed boiled rats.

Yum, yum.

They apparently didn’t agree with her.

Well, in a world with this many people…

In this corner, we have a woman who attempted to get her rival’s hair to fall out. And over here, a fiance who fed his betrothed boiled rats.

Yum, yum.

They apparently didn’t agree with her.

Well, in a world with this many people…

On the Internet, not only can no one tell you’re a dog–no one can tell that you’re his mother.

Beware of falling deer.

Two women were handed pink slips for refusing to flash their mammaries at a gorilla.

Remember this whenever you think your job is bad.

Actually, it doesn’t say whether or not he had descendants, but one would guess not.

It’s hard to believe that alcohol wasn’t involved. The story doesn’t say whether he won. One more reason to be embarrassed to be a Floridian.

Not.

A mother has been charged with trying to poison her adult daughter and her daughter’s family after allegedly pouring bleach into their macaroni and cheese on Saturday night.

Ronald McDonald was nabbed stealing from Wendy’s. No, really.

Well, now we know the identity of the Hamburgler. I guess.

[Update]

And of course, the inevitable related thread at Free Republic, in which he is righteously mocked:

Nothing like swift justice to deal with these clowns…

If one is to believe the Hindustani Times (and hey, who wouldn’t?!), Angelina Jolie resorted to black magic to woo Brad Pitt away from Jennifer Aniston.

I’ve got to think that something else is going on there, myself.

Hey, Angie, I’ll watch while you do that voodoo, that you do so well.

“The body is falling!”

Little kids who went to see the new release “Chicken Little” in a New York City theatre instead saw a movie of a young boy hanging himself.

He must have believed Chicken Little.