Beware of flying female bovines.

I almost threw my eyeballs out of their sockets in a wrenching attempt to avert my eyes from this article. Oh, well, at least it’s not about losing my male parts.

That would be harder yet. Errr…so to speak.

[Via Paul Hsieh (MD, who usually doesn’t come up with as yucky stuff as this.)]

I almost threw my eyeballs out of their sockets in a wrenching attempt to avert my eyes from this article. Oh, well, at least it’s not about losing my male parts.

That would be harder yet. Errr…so to speak.

[Via Paul Hsieh (MD, who usually doesn’t come up with as yucky stuff as this.)]

I almost threw my eyeballs out of their sockets in a wrenching attempt to avert my eyes from this article. Oh, well, at least it’s not about losing my male parts.

That would be harder yet. Errr…so to speak.

[Via Paul Hsieh (MD, who usually doesn’t come up with as yucky stuff as this.)]

<VOICE=Homer Simpson>Ummmmm…Velveeta…

Ggghhhaaarrrgghhhhggg.</VOICE>

That’s what they found to play the latest James Bond:

An insider is quoted in Britain’s Daily Star newspaper as saying: “They’ve started shooting here and are using the old DB5, which is absolutely sensational. It was shipped over and was ready to go but then we found out he can’t drive a manual car.

“So we have had to adapt it so it’s like an automatic. You don’t expect that with James Bond, to be honest.”

Last year, Craig admitted he is struggling to overcome his biggest fear to play Bond – he’s terrified of guns.

Who’ll be the next one? Boy George?

And now for something completely different–a family that names their kids after presidents.

I think we have a finalist for the Darwin Awards, here:

The 16-year-old business student, from China, was “hyped up with exhilaration” when he rebounded off the bed and out of the window, coroner Tan Boon Heng told the Straits Times newspaper.

I think we have a finalist for the Darwin Awards, here:

The 16-year-old business student, from China, was “hyped up with exhilaration” when he rebounded off the bed and out of the window, coroner Tan Boon Heng told the Straits Times newspaper.

I think we have a finalist for the Darwin Awards, here:

The 16-year-old business student, from China, was “hyped up with exhilaration” when he rebounded off the bed and out of the window, coroner Tan Boon Heng told the Straits Times newspaper.