<VOICE=Homer Simpson>Ummmmm…Velveeta…

Ggghhhaaarrrgghhhhggg.</VOICE>

That’s what they found to play the latest James Bond:

An insider is quoted in Britain’s Daily Star newspaper as saying: “They’ve started shooting here and are using the old DB5, which is absolutely sensational. It was shipped over and was ready to go but then we found out he can’t drive a manual car.

“So we have had to adapt it so it’s like an automatic. You don’t expect that with James Bond, to be honest.”

Last year, Craig admitted he is struggling to overcome his biggest fear to play Bond – he’s terrified of guns.

Who’ll be the next one? Boy George?

And now for something completely different–a family that names their kids after presidents.

I think we have a finalist for the Darwin Awards, here:

The 16-year-old business student, from China, was “hyped up with exhilaration” when he rebounded off the bed and out of the window, coroner Tan Boon Heng told the Straits Times newspaper.

I think we have a finalist for the Darwin Awards, here:

The 16-year-old business student, from China, was “hyped up with exhilaration” when he rebounded off the bed and out of the window, coroner Tan Boon Heng told the Straits Times newspaper.

I think we have a finalist for the Darwin Awards, here:

The 16-year-old business student, from China, was “hyped up with exhilaration” when he rebounded off the bed and out of the window, coroner Tan Boon Heng told the Straits Times newspaper.

In this corner, we have a hot-blooded (though it remains unclear whether she was hot) Argentinian woman who stabbed her husband for not having s3x with her. And further north, in the Sunshine State, a man beats his male roommate to death with a clawhammer (and a sledge hammer–apparently he thought he really needed to be hammered) for running out of toilet paper.

I guess that there are some cautionary tales here, somewhere, but as that great philosopher, Homer Simpson, once said, sometimes there is no moral to the story. Sometimes it’s just a bunch of stuff that happened.

Or are you just happy to see me?

He’s lucky–the Australian bugs don’t have claws.

Lara Bricker digs into the international moose cheese industry.

My sister milked a moose once, but it bit her.

Lara Bricker digs into the international moose cheese industry.

My sister milked a moose once, but it bit her.