This is kind of creepy. Of course, he didn’t really say which attributes of which he wanted.
Category Archives: Weird
Verizon Description Of “The Simpsons”
“Oaf named Homer raises his dysfunctional family in a town named Springfield.”
It was an episode description…
Which is pretty all-encompassing. But hilarious.
I Am So Relieved
…to know that FEMA is prepared for the coming space-junk disaster.
More Useless Spam Than Usual
No, I have not had any problems with my v@ginal mesh implants.
[Late afternoon update]
And no, this is not a testimonial.
That Should Put Him Over The Top
Mitt Romney has landed the crucial Jimmy Carter endorsement.
A Cubical Planet
What would it be like to walk around on one?
Lunar Pizza
Maybe they can make it with green cheese.
Don’t Bring A Rock
…to a cross-bow fight:
Officer Dino Delimitros says the boy and a friend were throwing rocks in the Linda Vista neighborhood Monday afternoon when a passenger in a black Toyota RAV4 pulled out a crossbow and fired.
I’m guessing that his future lithokinetic activity will be curtailed somewhat.
My Office Is Unbroken
For those curious, I’m not sure what the problem was, but I fixed it by:
# yum remove openoffice*
Reboot
# yum install openoffice*
And now it works.