So says Ned Rice.

Rather than digging up old Reuters pieces about past events, the Sanity Inspector seems to have found one about future events. In the future. Or something like that:

The D.C. Islamic Eternal Justice Endeavor against War and Stereotyping (DIEJEWS) yesterday issued a strongly worded statement condemning a rising backlash against Muslims following next month’s nuclear bombing of Tel Aviv, Israel by Iran. The press release warned against an increase in anti-Muslim discrimination, hate crimes, and government harassment following the destruction of the unofficial Israeli capital city next month, as announced by the Iranian government.

Yup, it’s God’s wrath:

“If Christians would read the Bible, instead of just watching TV, they would understand that people who claim to know exactly why God does what He does are usually false teachers,

Today is the sixty-first anniversary of the beginning of the Battle of the Bulge. Last year, on the sixtieth, I noted how today’s press would have covered it.

This Christmasholiday season, do your shopping at Che-Mart.

Heh.

This Christmasholiday season, do your shopping at Che-Mart.

Heh.

This Christmasholiday season, do your shopping at Che-Mart.

Heh.

This has simply gone too far. Even though I’d look forward to seeing Oregon walloping Oklahoma, I will refuse to watch the Holiday Bowl, until they call it what we all know it is–the Christmas Bowl.

What if Michael Moore (and Ken Burns) had been living in the 1860s, with modern video technology…?

[via Spleenville]

Iowahawk first toyed with the opera form during the Clinton administration, resulting in the now-classic Il Scumbaggio (though it hasn’t been performed recently). He has recently penned another masterpiece, this time in French–Le Risibles.

You’ll particularly enjoy the finale grande–“The Age Of Eurabia”:

When Mahmooooud is in the Notre Dame
And prayer rugs line Versailles
Then this will please the Prophet
We’ll get hot chicks in Paradise!