I don’t know how Greg Gutfeld perseveres at the HuffPo, but I’m glad he does. It surely stirs up the moonbat belfry over there.

You need to read this (and, of course, follow the link), to understand this. But if you do (and you’ve read Orwell), it’s funny as hell.

And of course, it will drive them up the wall. I can’t wait to see the foam-flecked Kommentary at Kos.

If you look up the phrase “vicious satire,” you should see a picture of David Burge.

…has been on a roll lately. First, he has the true-lie confessions of a special forces impersonator. And now, he provides us with the inevitable response of the “reality-based community” (I can never type that phrase without cracking up) to the fact that “Hot-Air America” (to use Ralph Nader’s wonderful phrase) is swirling down the bowl. Go read about 1-900-REALITY:

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al Zarqawi is guest blogging at Iowahawk’s place again, and as usual, he’s not happy.

al Zarqawi is guest blogging at Iowahawk’s place again, and as usual, he’s not happy.

al Zarqawi is guest blogging at Iowahawk’s place again, and as usual, he’s not happy.

That’s what Frank J. says, anyway.

Would it just be easier to drive a hybrid instead of having all this killing? No, it wouldn’t, because hybrids are gay. If our military can’t keep us from being forced to drive gay little cars, then what exactly are all these gasoline taxes going towards? You better not tell me poor people, because I did not get an SUV to help the poor. It should be obvious that our military must be deployed with the sole purpose of stealing all the oil worth getting our hands on. It is a risk of lives, but I risk lives everyday I drive my SUV anyway.

The Sanity Inspector says that we don’t have to worry about the offensive buildup–we have plenty of time:

Former French prime minister Pierre Laval said Monday that Germany is a least five years away from developing an offensive military capability, leaving time to peacefully negotiate a settlement.

“But there is a chance that the Western powers will use bombs or artillery against several sites in Germany,” he was quoted as saying. “Then, the reactions would be strong, and would contribute to increased war fever.”

So says Ned Rice.

So says Ned Rice.