Satan Devastated After Kamala Loses Election pic.twitter.com/82INrNuWEy
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) November 12, 2024
Category Archives: Satire
It Was Inevitable
Hitler finds out about Trump's "Nazi" rallies in the future. pic.twitter.com/ID2NQtYQTE
— Chanah Angelica Kamen (@AngelicaKamen) October 29, 2024
The Interview
A replay:
Let me know if you guys want a part 2 😂 Shoutout to .@BretBaier you have the patience of a Saint
— Estee Palti (@mommyrn88) October 17, 2024
Kamala Harris FOX interview @scrowder @seanhannity @TheMeanShowOnX @MAGAMemecoin @NickDiPaolo @benshapiro @MattWalshBlog @joeroganhq @DefiantLs @atensnut pic.twitter.com/4dDq5u2v8a
[Update a few minutes later]
Kamala’s Black Knight interview was just a flesh wound.
[Update a while later]
[Update late morning]
What the transcript tells us about the interview.
My only complaint about Bret’s performance is that he didn’t follow up on her statements that “I will follow the law,” with “but would you try to change the law to conform with your stated positions?”
[Update a few minutes later]
It was a train wreck.
[Update a couple minutes later]
Who will the Dems replace Kamala with?
Too late.
The Latest In The People’s Republic Of California
The governor of California just made this parody video illegal in violation of the Constitution of the United States.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) September 18, 2024
Would be a shame if it went viral. https://t.co/OCBewC4vOb
Jewish Democrats
This new ad calling out Jewish Democrats is absolutely savage and 100% spot on.
— The Persian Jewess (@persianjewess) September 6, 2024
Wake Up People!
pic.twitter.com/nIYvux0PCc
The Deadliest Day
😂Funniest trailer I’ve seen in 2024
— DC_Draino (@DC_Draino) September 5, 2024
Babylon Bee is dropping a movie called “January 6th – The Most Deadliest Day” and it’s comedy GOLD
pic.twitter.com/VDoDRg8sjN
At Last, A Treatment
BREAKING 🚨
— American AF 🇺🇸 (@iAnonPatriot) August 29, 2024
RFK Jr’s team just released this ad about TDS.
This is hilarious!! pic.twitter.com/HIuEssRc1f
I See What She Did There
It’s nice to see Bill Clinton up there speaking and not some impeached, womanizing rapist. #DNC2024
— 🫃🏼💉🇺🇦🥥Hollaria Briden, Esq. (@HollyBriden) August 22, 2024
ChatGPT
…now has PhD-level intelligence, and the poor life decisions to go along with it.
Pro-German Protesters Demand Ceasefire
WASHINGTON (Routers) — February 16th, 1945
The National Mall was filled with dozens of angry pro-German protesters wearing Swastika armbands today demanding an end to the genocide in Germany by the Roosevelt administration and an immediate ceasefire in the Allied advance past the Rhine. Many of them were students from Columbia and Harvard Universities.
“Dresden has been leveled, and millions, including children and babies, have been murdered! Women and girls of all ages are being raped in eastern Germany by the Russians!,” shouted one of the marchers, amid chants of “Vom Fluss bis zum Meer wird Deutschland frei sein!” (From the river to the sea, Germany shall be free) and “Free Germany!” When asked which river or sea, few could name either, though a handful said that the river was probably the Danube.
In response to charges that the Germans had been running death camps in places like Auschwitz in Poland, the protest leaders cried out “Soviet lies! The Germans are simply seeking liberation from the Jewish settlers who have been oppressing them for centuries! They are simply demanding their birthright of liebensraum.”
A State Department spokesman attempted to be diplomatic. “We understand the concerns of the pro-Germans for the German people, but civilians die in war. There can be no talk of a ceasefire until all of the Allied prisoners have been released, the camp residents liberated, and the Nazis out of power. Germany started this war by invading first Poland, then France, and this is the consequence of it. We simply cannot leave Hitler in power in Germany, or we know that he will attack France again. He has stated as his goal the conquest of all of Europe, and beyond. We must finish the job.”
However, the protesters were not appeased, continuing to demand that the Allies immediately lay down their arms, chanting “This is what decolonization looks like!” The protests are expected to continue until the protesters’ demands are met.