That’s what Orson Scott Card is with Gary Trudeau and his comparisons between George Bush and Bill Clinton:

“The second president [Clinton] lies about hooking up with an intern.”

Aw, yeah, that’s nothing. Now, if Clinton had sent her dirty messages by IM or email, then he should have not just been impeached, but convicted and thrown out of office. But actually getting her to perform sexual acts on him, and then lying about it — heck, who doesn’t do that with underage sex partners who are in an almost infinitely subservient relationship with the most powerful man on earth?

And the lying — never mind that it was under oath in a court proceeding. Never mind that the lie was not to protect national security in any way, but merely to obstruct his opponent in a personal lawsuit based on previous sexual misconduct. It just doesn’t matter because it’s kind of charming that Clinton’s insatiable sexual appetite could not be controlled even when he was in the White House.

Because that just makes him a “babe hound,” to quote Trudeau’s comic strip. And the Left finds “babe hounds” rather charming. Unless they’re Republicans, in which case they must be hounded from office immediately.

This is the moral universe of Garry Trudeau — and of thousands, perhaps millions of others who subscribe to the Smarty-Pants school of moral reasoning. President Bush, whose actions have obviously been motivated solely by the desire to protect America from a genuine danger from bloodthirsty enemies, is worthy of impeachment for the crimes of (a) not always being right, (b) doing what other presidents have done, and (c) having national media figures hate him so badly that they will happily believe any vile rumor his enemies spread about.

And lest the lefty wingnuts howl about this last, they should read the whole thing, in which their hateful loony rants are preemptively demolished.

Instapundit and Radley Balko have been on the warpath for a while against “no-knock” raids.

They should be, and so am I.

All of the evidence in the London assassinations indicates that Putin is behind it. Means, motive, opportunity.

So naturally, Pat Buchanan thinks that this is proof that Putin is being set up.

It’s amazing to think of how many people voted for this man for president.

[Update at 7 PM EST]

I didn’t read carefully enough. Putin’s not just being set up. He’s being set up by the Jews!

All of the evidence in the London assassinations indicates that Putin is behind it. Means, motive, opportunity.

So naturally, Pat Buchanan thinks that this is proof that Putin is being set up.

It’s amazing to think of how many people voted for this man for president.

[Update at 7 PM EST]

I didn’t read carefully enough. Putin’s not just being set up. He’s being set up by the Jews!

All of the evidence in the London assassinations indicates that Putin is behind it. Means, motive, opportunity.

So naturally, Pat Buchanan thinks that this is proof that Putin is being set up.

It’s amazing to think of how many people voted for this man for president.

[Update at 7 PM EST]

I didn’t read carefully enough. Putin’s not just being set up. He’s being set up by the Jews!

So I was reading this article by Michael Barone, about the Democrats’ policy prospects, which started out with this:

What will the Democrats do with their majorities in Congress? The 2006 campaign was pretty much an idea-free zone and provides only a few clues.

Surely that can’t be right?

I decided to do a search for innovative Democrat policies, though, and sure enough, they’re scarce on the ground.

Maybe if we google bomb this enough, it will rise to the top of the list.

Matt Welch writes about the power-hungry John McCain.

YouTube joins the War on (Some) Drugs.

Bad on them. The DEA is certainly welcome to post whatever nonsensical propaganda they want on the site, but the suppression of dissent is odious. What kind of arm twisting went on for that?

[Update a few minutes later]

In reading the comments, I see that there’s nothing unusual about this. Anyone who uploads a video can disable comments and ratings.

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Never mind.
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Still, as one of the commenters points out, this could end up backfiring on the drug warriors. First, who’s going to go out of their way to look at anti-drug propaganda on YouTube? Second, expect dozens of parodies of the thing to appear very soon, which will get viewed and linked.

…and blog comments at their finest. Here’s a bunch of encomia to Bo Schembechler, including a lot of classy ones from fans of other schools, including Ohio State:

Bo Schembechler not only revived college football’s winningest program, he also revived this rivalry.

In the mid-sixties Michigan wasn’t even the best team in the State of Michigan. Michigan State was the team that played “the game of the century in 1966, a 10-10 tie against Notre Dame. And the Nat’l Champion Buckeyes beat U-M 50-14 in Bump Elliott’s final game.

Bo not only shocked the college football world a year later when his underdog Wolverines beat the heavily favored, unbeaten, and top-ranked Buckeyes 24-12 in his first try against Woody, he restored the winning tradition to Michigan Football and put the emotion back into what is now considered the sport’s greatest rivalry.

He also ran an airtight program. No rules violations, no favors, no cheating. Period. And his teams were held to a much higher standard of sportsmanship than the norm. No trash-talking and no cheap shots by Michigan football players were tolerated.

Bo gets a bad rap on his bowl record. Bo always had a reputation for being such a tough guy that the nation never knew that he considered a bowl trip to be a reward for his players and thus didn’t crack the whip for those games quite as hard. That, combined with the tougher competition led to a .500 bowl record.

Bo’s stubborn, run-oriented offensive schemes may have cost him a few games, but that same stubbornness re-established and maintained a superior level of play on the field and conduct off the field that is the essence of Michigan Football.

And here’s an example (and a sadly prophetic one) from a fan of tOSU:

Bo came to Ohio State and spoke at Woody’s memorial at the OSU Stadium. His words of his love for Woody made me cry. Today I cried again at the news of his death.

Someone sent me an interview comment where Bo was asked what he would like the most and he said to watch the game with Woody. I guess he got his wish.

Rest in Peace Bo.

Go Buckeyes!

May be.

Jim Tressel has a hell of a job getting his players up for this game tomorrow. My advice to him for a pre-game speech:

Men, you know that with Coach Schembechler’s death yesterday, those Wolverines are going to be even more fired up than they were before. They were already motivated, and now they’re going to be even more so, to “win one for Bo.”

There’ll be more than one team on that field today who want to win one for Bo Schembechler. Let’s go out there and do it for him.

[Update a few minutes later]

I hadn’t thought about this, but as the 1968 Tigers healed a wounded Detroit, still reeling from the riots the year before, Bo also healed a war-torn and fractious late-sixties Ann Arbor (a place I knew, and loved, well, from visiting my sister who was attending college there at the time). John Papanek explains.

And for those who still don’t understand the significance of this game to college football, here’s some interesting trivia:

Paul Hsieh notes that his fantasy will come to pass tomorrow. And here’s some backstory and prognostications from opposing fans.

Go Blue.

[Update at 12:30 PM EST]

What timing. It’s an end of a era. On the day before this monumental game involving a team with which he was so closely associated, no mo’ Bo:

Broadcast reports say Michigan coaching great Bo Schembechler has died at age 77 after collapsing at a television studio and being rushed to the hospital.

Wonder how that will affect the psychology of the game tomorrow? None of the players played for him, of course, but I’d imagine that they’d met him (he remained Athletic Director, I think), and knew what he meant to Michigan. If they weren’t motivated enough, this may inspire them to go out and win one more for the old man. Hail to the Victor.