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Category Archives: Humor
You Knew It Was Only A Matter Of Time
First there was TOTUS (which has had nothing to say about the tuchis-kicking remark), and now Barack’s oil spill has its own blog.
[Saturday afternoon update]
Who knew that the president was so talented?
Schadenfreude
I know I’m terrible, but I can’t help taking pleasure in this, even though I agree with him on this issue. Well, they say that goats will eat anything.
Hayek
…versus Hayek. I like them both, actually, but obviously for different reasons.
Birds Of A Feather
Iowahawk has discovered Helen Thomas’ retirement plans.
Crudezilla
King of all spills. And the hero who saves the day:
NARRATOR
This is the teaching laboratory of Baraku Obamasawa, Japan’s greatest living scientist. A world renowned expert with an advanced degree in social engineering from Hokkaido Law School, by the age of 23 he had already written 2 textbooks on the world’s strangest phenomenon — himself. His is a scientist so advanced that he has already earned a Nobel Prize for work he has yet to begin. Today, he is showing students his latest discovery.OBAMASAWA
… now note as I apply a blowtorch to this pile of 10 million yen, it is converted to ash — thereby creating jobs for these two janitors from the Nippon Custodian Union.students applaud wildly
STUDENTS
Domo arigato, sensei! We are very honored to be your students. [giggle] You have given us hope and tingles up our kimonos!
Don’t miss a single exciting minute.
[Update a few minutes later]
Warning: the puns are awful.
Bureaucratic Sabotage
…or how Dilbert won the war. Though actually, credit has to go to the pointy-haired boss.
I think this also explains a lot about why we haven’t made much progress in space.
The Five Stages
[Via Jonah’s weekly email, to which you should subscribe]
Get Him Some Cleats
OK, not that it’s anything new, but Superman would seem to be defying him some physics here. You know, that basic Newton’s law thing?
News You Can Use
How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you. I’ve never trusted either of them, actually.
Seriously, don’t fool yourself. The only thing that keeps your cat from killing you is that you’re way too big. If you were mouse sized, you wouldn’t last a minute, no matter how affectionate they are to the normal-sized you.