OK, not that it’s anything new, but Superman would seem to be defying him some physics here. You know, that basic Newton’s law thing?
Category Archives: Humor
News You Can Use
How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you. I’ve never trusted either of them, actually.
Seriously, don’t fool yourself. The only thing that keeps your cat from killing you is that you’re way too big. If you were mouse sized, you wouldn’t last a minute, no matter how affectionate they are to the normal-sized you.
A Premake
What if The Empire Strikes Back had been made in the fifties?
[Via Geekpress]
An Amusing Facebook Page
Jim Treacher’s busted-up knee. Nice way to make material out of a hit’n’run. But if he sets up a Facebook page for any other body parts, I don’t want to hear about it.
Cruel Discrimination
Iowahawk has a guest editorial from an oppressed minority.
Eight Websites
…you need to stop building.
[Via Geek Press]
It’s Shakespeare
…with lotion. Greg Gutfeld’s take on Media Matters and its Fox News obsession.
It kind of reminds me of some of the commenters over at Space Politics. Particularly Oler.
The New British Coalition
Now this is what I call compromise:
There were some objections to the deal from the Sheriff’s assistant, Sir Guy of Gisbourne, who was reportedly unhappy with the idea of getting into bed with men in tights. However, he was quickly rebuffed by the Sheriff: ‘We have moved on from our old ‘nasty’ image of yore,’ he said, ‘people need to understand that the Sheriff’s Men are now a modern, progressive movement dedicated to promoting a caring, liberal and inclusive reign of terror.’
Many of Mr Hood’s supporters were hoping for a so-called ‘Rainbow Alliance’ of Friar Tuck, Maid Marian and Little John. However, negotiations quickly fell apart because everyone thought that Little John was a tedious, self-opinionated twat.
Yes. Well, he was.
Stop The Giant Woman Attack
This is a great ad for Murtha’s district.
Pickup Line Du Jour
“Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?”
[Via Ruth Waytz]