They recently seem to have outlawed s3x there. As Ed notes, it’s going to put a damper on Spring Break. Guess they’ll all have to go to Cancun instead.
Category Archives: Humor
Obi-Wan Kenobi
…is dead. The comments are great, too:
Why are we still giving aid to Tatooine? They probably knew of Kenobi’s existence the whole time and even helped him! That whole planet is just a big hive of scum and villainy.
And it all comes from that evil Jedi religion.
It’s An Emergency!
The first five presidential text messages.
Gentlemen! You Can’t Fight In Here
This is the war room.
Our Robot Overlords
This is frighteningly funny.
Paradise Isn’t All It’s Cracked Up To Be
Zarkawi has a new roommate. Iowahawk has the lurid (and profane) details. I need a category for really dark humor.
They’ve Got His Number
Heh.
Asking The Important Questions
What should denizens of Wyoming be called?
The Other Royal Wedding
Iowahawk has coverage of the one that no one else was paying attention to. The nuptial vows will bring a tear to your eye, if you’re an anglophile.
Space Policy, Part 4
The latest installment of the follies on Capitol Hill.