I've often been surprised that NASA invested so much in a motorized mobile launch platform for the Space Launch System when they could have hired workers at the Cape to pull it from the VAB to the pad with ropes. #Jobs
— Rand Simberg (@Simberg_Space) September 5, 2024
Category Archives: Humor
The Deadliest Day
😂Funniest trailer I’ve seen in 2024
— DC_Draino (@DC_Draino) September 5, 2024
Babylon Bee is dropping a movie called “January 6th – The Most Deadliest Day” and it’s comedy GOLD
pic.twitter.com/VDoDRg8sjN
Que Mala
Kamala’s accidental new nickname.
At Last, A Treatment
BREAKING 🚨
— American AF 🇺🇸 (@iAnonPatriot) August 29, 2024
RFK Jr’s team just released this ad about TDS.
This is hilarious!! pic.twitter.com/HIuEssRc1f
I See What She Did There
It’s nice to see Bill Clinton up there speaking and not some impeached, womanizing rapist. #DNC2024
— 🫃🏼💉🇺🇦🥥Hollaria Briden, Esq. (@HollyBriden) August 22, 2024
Hisamitsu
For years, I’d been wondering what that little phrase was that you hear women sing at the end of commercials for Salonpas pain reliever. I did eventually manage to track it down. It sounds like “Sammy too,” but it’s actually the manufacturer with the name of the title of this post (obviously Japanese). I would have thought it was pronounced HIsaMITsu, but apparently it’s HiSAMItsu .
Anyway, they must have finally gotten the message from viewers that it was a head scratcher, so for the first time this morning, I saw an ad in which they actually showed the word at the end. It’s funny that they’d been singing it for all these years with complete ineffectiveness at conveying what it was.
[Update later afternoon]
Apparently I misspelled it: It’s Hisamitsu.
A Man For His Time
As his long-time space adviser, I fully endorse him, and expect to be named space czar after his inevitable glorious victory.
The Debate
This was inevitable. Hitler found out about it:
🚨🚨Breaking News!!! 🚨🚨
— Steven Miller, MD, PhD (@SageListener) June 30, 2024
We have uncovered hidden video from the DNC Headquarters after the debate. https://t.co/5DLwpGmJ9w pic.twitter.com/sxHV3FoPlh
[Update mid morning]
The conspiracy of silence to hide the president’s decline.
At some point these people will have to answer to what they foisted on us.
ChatGPT
…now has PhD-level intelligence, and the poor life decisions to go along with it.
A Saturday Musical Interlude
Another funny feline musical bravery by David Scott.
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) June 15, 2024
[🎸 thekiffness] pic.twitter.com/3mVYo0CZJa