Iowahawk is back (sans comments, apparently), from an alphabetical tour of our great land:

Iowahawk is back (sans comments, apparently), from an alphabetical tour of our great land:

Jonah helpfully points out (as do others) that today is not only Earth Day, but Lenin’s Birthday.

Coincidence? Yeah, that’s what those watermelons want you to think.

[Update at 12:45 PM EDT]

I just realized that it’s actually worse than that. The original Earth Day, in 1970 was on the centenary anniversary of his birth.

Amidst pathetic whines about plagiarism, Iowahawk has released some previously unseen redneck haiku.

Or maybe, since the Oscar debacle, book and movie sales haven’t been going too well? After all, Monroe’s only a couple hours from his home town of Davison…

These images aren’t the whole reason, but they sure didn’t help. And they’re pretty darned funny.

These images aren’t the whole reason, but they sure didn’t help. And they’re pretty darned funny.

These images aren’t the whole reason, but they sure didn’t help. And they’re pretty darned funny.

Evil comic genius Iowahawk has managed to quit stuffing ham hocks, corn on the cob and strong Hawkeye beer in his face long enough to discover another old teevee script from the seventies featuring that renegade authentic native American, Chutch.